A Russian arrives in New York
City as a new immigrant to the United States .. He stops the first person
he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting
me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps,
free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am
The man goes on and encounters another
passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America !'
The person says, 'I not American, I
The new arrival walks further, and the next
person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the
wonderful America !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am
from Middle East , I am not American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you
She says , 'No, I am
from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the
The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!'